Everything In Its Right Place.....

Yesterday i got some prints done, i got one done at A1 size and i think it came up really good, i'm starting to get excited now about the whole exabishion thing coming up. It will such a relif to finish up relax for 2 days before start looking for work!! It seems like i have been here at uni for fucking ever!! though it will be sad to leave it behind. Wonder what the real worlds like?!.

watched a couple of ripper movies, firstly Mean Creek ,been wanting to see this one for a while, and i wasnt dissapointed. Secondly was a Doco called MurderBall, this too was fucking great!! i really enjoyed it, makes you wonder how we are all so luckily and the little things we all bitch and moan about seems so insignificent. Highly recomened both of them!! If anyone would like a copy, give us a yell!!.

I planted Two chilli plants the other day ago and i can not wait till they start making little chilli things!! I've named them too, Ring Sting Steve and Arse Bleed Barry.

Oh well.. thats pretty much all the things that have happened in the last couple of days, For all the people who havn't seen the photo's from the party on the 14th be sure to check it out at A3 TheParty and lastly good old mutton chops Forster has started his own blog, called Burning Blogs Of Destiny, well worth a ganger, made me giggle!!

until next time.....Blow it out your arse.....

Blah Poo Blah.....

Not much happened this weekend, just schoolwork and ..... Hang on I lied, there wasn't any schoolwork. Ok..... I was lazy this weekend. I didn't go out, have a beer or struggled though a hang over, didn't do much, but I enjoyed it.

Well this coming week is going to be busy really cutting it close with school stuff. I need to get shit sorted to send some images to Melbourne to get printed for the exhibition, make a website and a DVD.....

Better Days.....

Things I've been doing.....

- Checked out Elite Force @ Halo, with Cengia and Juan

- Set up my broadband up at home so i can get Bit Torrent pumping.

- Downloading a shit load of songs.

- Realized that woman are very mean creatures, they lie and they hurt.

- Realized no matter how well you think you know someone, they can always surprise you.

- Thought a lot, about things.........

- Making changes.......

- Sometime soon.......

Silly Things We Did.....

Lay Naked On The Road.....


Pour Beer On OurSelfs.....


More Beer Pouring.....


Wave at the neghibourhood.....


Spray Paint Dodge's Arse White.....


He Was Wrapped.....


Untill he Found Out That It Was Oil Based and Started to Burn and Stick His Bum Hairs Together.....


Dance, Laugh and Fun In The Sun.....

The Bitch That Is..... Tynan .....

Due to unfortuneate curcumstances, we here at Blogarama are regretfully to inform you that 'The tynan Diaries (v1.1)' will no longer be featured here at Blogarama, they can however be seen at www.tynandiaries.blogspot.com

'Tynan's Travel Diary' was written in 2002 and were published in a book that sold one copy. PEARCE INC™ hatched the idea that it should be published into an online edition. TYNAN INC.™ agreed and the two parties went into partnership and 'The Tynan Diaries (v1.1)' was born.

Once version 1.0 was ready it went up at the official site and We here at Blogarama featured the updated and revised edition (version 1.1). Then the troubled started. TYNAN INC.™ sent treating emails and letters to PEARCE INC™, stating that the partnership is over and that TYNAN INC.™ is to publish the 'The Tynan Diaries' purely for TynanDiaries.blogspot.com.

Andrew Tynan to Chris Pearce Oct 13

Take tynan the highland wanker off. seriously. and why did you change a lot of the stuff I wrote? thats a bit lame

Chris Pearce
to Andrew
Oct 13

hahahaahahahaahaa Are you serious? i didn't change shit, only some things that was written wrong.. i will change it

Andrew Tynan to Chris Pearce Oct 13

yeah change the tynan the highland worker and you changed heaps, you took out stuff I wrote, you changed a lot of the stuff I wrote to something else.

Andrew Tynan to Chris Pearce Oct 13

I cant be fucked doing it anymore, you have your own ideas, you do it. fucking scamming rip off artist.

Andrew Tynan to Chris Pearce Oct 13

I am pulling out of the publishing deal, you can get fucked, and doing a deal with GayGary INC.™

After much research, we here at chrispearce.blogspot.com uncovered this exclusive picture taken by the paparazzi last week. The Gentleman behind Andrew Tynan is Gary from GayGary INC.™.

Need we say more more....

Stay tuned..... For PEARCE.INC.™ has just done a deal with 'HotChicks INC' and the word on the street is to expect a bigger and better online travel diary, written by everyones favorite hunk..... Pearcey!!!

The Tynan Diaries.....(v1.1)

DELETED DUE TO TYNAN BEING A BITCH

Don't Forget.....

So close..... So much Fun..... So can't wait.....

Today is a bad day.....

I woke up this morning and looked out the window to see the sun shining bright outside, thinking to my self 'Today is going to be a good day' !! wrong!! it hasn't been very good so far.. i walked out and to find a letter on the table, opened it up to find out it was from AAMI insurance telling me i have to pay $342.08 dollars to them for an 'accident i caused' BULLSHIT !!!! let me tell you what happened.....

A week ago i drove to the supermarket to get a carton of dog food for my dog jack, silly me didn't put the hand-brake on and while i was in Big W my car rolled ever so slowly into the car in-front of it about 2 meters i walked out and saw some car in the middle of the car-park and laughed to myself thinking 'Look at that dick-head!!' only to relies that that dick-head was me. So i jumped in the car and moved it back to were it was parked before. I got out and looked at the car to see if any damage was done. There was no damage , none at all, i didn't expect to see any damage because a car rolling on a flat surface into another car (bumper to bumper) wouldn't do much at all. So i went and got some stuff for dinner and returned to the car and noticed the owner wasn't back yet, so thinking no harm done i drove home.

So when the cops knocked on my door monday arvo, asking me why did i flee the scene of an accident, i nearly passed out in laugher.

What a load of shit!!! Scamming dick-head!!

I'm going to tell AAMI insurance to politely go and fuck them self's.

(I just Googled the blokes name who owned the car, turns out he is a cop)

I'm going to tell Scamming Cop to non so politely go fuck him self.


'This is to you Mr Cop Bloke'


anyway i missed the bus..... forgot shit at home.....
and when i got tho uni i went out side to have a cigarette, only to find a tiny baby bird on chair still breathing and moving his little wings around, clinging to life by a thread, it was so sad, the little bugger was scared and suffering in pain.



So i had to do what was right.....

I smashed his little noggen with a brick, to put the poor little bastard (which i named Bertie) out of his misery.

R.I.P Bertie Oct2005 - Oct2005 (You will always be remembered) ;-(

Coming Soon.....

'The Tynan Diaries' -v1.0

The Long awaited traval memoirs written though the eyes of Andrew Tynan.

Follow Andrew and his traveling mates Adam and Chris as they Fuck Up and drink their way around Euorpe 2002.

The long awaited memoirs with be featured here at 'Blogarama' as well as the the official website www.andrewtynan.blogspot.com

Huge Friday Night.....(NOT!!)

I was at uni till late afternoon working hard ;-). When i went home i found out by the bloke across the road that the police were at my place, knocking on the door and stuff. I reckon its got to do with when my dog Jack got out at the beginning of the year and recieved a ' Dog At Large ' fine. Long story short...... didn't pay it........ got a court summons....... didn't go....... got a warrant for my arrest..... forgot about it.......... now the cops are looking for me. So I'm a hardcore Fugitive now, on the run from the Law, drifting from city to city, laying low, now i can finally write Gangsta Rap........... Maybe not. Oh we'll life goes on.........

Can't believe that i'm not doing anything this weekend, first weekend in months!!!! :-(


Messy Workspace (This is were i'm stuck for the next 46 days)

Great Song.....

Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Her lace spread out before me, as her body once did
All five horizons revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn
Ooh, and all I taught her was everything
Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore
And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything?
Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...

I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear
Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head
I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning
How quick the sun can, drop away
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass
Of what was everything?
All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll ever be...yeah...

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky, but why
Why, why can't it be, why can't it be mine

Black - Pear Jam



This was taken in Scotland 2002

Chris's Top Five Albums Of All Time.....

If I had a huge bender, passed out in some wellie bin and woke up on some island, with a ipod with only five albums... i hope to fuck these are it...........



-Number-5- Cypress Hill - Black Sunday


-Number-4- Nirvana - Nevermind


-Number-3- Nine Inch Nails - Downward Spiral


-Number-2- Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique



-Number-1- Guns N' Roses - Appetite for Destruction

Not much happing today.....

Just working my arse off, bout to go home and eat some toast and feed
my dog. ;-)

Time to get busy.....

Shit, i have so much work to do!! worked out that i have 50 days left before the exhibition on 23rd on November!!! So for the next month and a bit i'll be flat out!! so from now on late nights at uni and bad vendending machine coffee. It's going to do my head in!!! oh well.....

And Summer is nearly here.....

We'll summer is just around the corner, with daylight saving starting here in Tasmania and to be honest...I Can't Fucking Wait....... Bring on beers in sun!!!!

Bender Weekend.....

The weekend kicked off at Tynan's house on friday night, Tynan Aaron
and i went to the bottle shop and got some booze, then decided it
would be fun to walk around the streets looking for a party that was
happing. but we couldn't find it, so instead we decided to pretend we
were fourteen again and drank in the park. After beers in the park, we
went to Knoppies and meet up with Dodgey and had drinky poos!!
Dodgey went into Banjo's and asked for 47 party pies,
the girl looked at him blankly and replied... 'ahh are you serious?'
Dodgey nods and wait patiently as the girl puts party pie after party
pie into the a box. 5 minutes later and a the girls runs out of party
pies, she tells dodgey that all they have is 34 party pies and is that ok?
Dodgey looks at her blankly and says "What?, i only wanted 2"
I was pissing myself laughing!!. After that we went to Mobius and drank
more beer. i crashed at tynan's house and woke up with dodgey
having a beer so i decided to join in on the fun and have a beer,
Tynan, and Dodgey bailed on me so i drove to Cj's house stopping
firstly off at the bottle shop and picking up a carton of Beer. Had beers
at Cj's house then ended up at knoppies for an afternoon of beer and
sun!!! many hours later and very leggless i stumbled back up the
tynan's threw up and passed out on the couch. woke up 6 hours
later went picked up my car and drove home, stopping and getting
a very hot chill pizza. Got home ate pizza and watched rage on the
telly until i feel asleep.